My mom had been hounding me about getting a job. The other day I finally got one and I was supposed to start today at 10AM. My mom knows my alarm clock is a piece of shit so I asked her to wake me up until I bought a new one with my first check. I woke up this morning at about 11:00 to the sound of her vacuuming. I yelled "MOM! Is it really 11?" She came in acting all surprised and said "I thought you left already." I said "What the fuck", got up and called my boss. I got fired. :(

What a bitch...