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Stockboy
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Seriously... Stop replying to this. It's old as shit.
Decide to play the game.
Defeat the Footie Twins
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch the Turtle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!